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My Big Mouth...

I said this: I am enraptured by your image...and I have been thinking about you all day...and there are about 150 reasons I would rather sit here alone every night than date anyone else. He said name the reasons.

masterminx: 1. your warm smile
masterminx: 2. those eyes...*sigh*
masterminx: 3. your cute little ears
masterminx: 4. holy grail
masterminx: 5. keeping up with me in an argument
masterminx: 6. you make me justify my exaggerations
masterminx: 7. you call me 'hun'
masterminx: 8. you are not breakable
masterminx: 9. you don't insult my intelligence with stupid come-ons and pickup lines
masterminx: 10. Skippy
masterminx: 11. you are intelligent enough to have the job you have
masterminx: 12. you admit to your flaws and try to better yourself
masterminx: 13. you make me blush...not from awkwardness
masterminx: 14. you stay up too late and talk to me
masterminx: 15. you like what you do
masterminx: 16. you do what you like
masterminx: 17. you are kind
masterminx: 18. you are confident (enough) without conceit
masterminx: 19. you don't ditch me
masterminx: 20. you don't try to change me
masterminx: 21. you don't insult my religious beliefs
masterminx: 22. you listen to me. really.
masterminx: 23. your voice
masterminx: 24. three words: great phone sex
masterminx: 25. I miss you when you aren't there
masterminx: 26. you make that invisible switch inside me go 'click'
masterminx: 27. I don't have to dumb down to talk to you
masterminx: 28. we always find something to talk about
masterminx: 29. when I am talking to you, the time flies by
masterminx: 30. when I am not talking to you, time crawls...
masterminx: 31. you don't talk about your car
masterminx: 32. you try to help me without me asking you
masterminx: 33. you have good taste in music...to an extent
masterminx: 34. you are funny
masterminx: 35. you are cute...soo cute
masterminx: 36. Leo
masterminx: 37. you miss me
masterminx: 38. you say sweet things to me
masterminx: 39. you say...not-so-sweet things....
masterminx: 40. No one I have ever met has clicked for me in so many ways
masterminx: 41. you wouldn't intentionally hurt me...I don't think...
masterminx: 42. you have a good attitude, despite problems you've dealt with
masterminx: 43. I don't think anyone else deserves me.
masterminx: 44. you could be my equal
masterminx: 45. you won't give up your life to be with me
masterminx: 46. you won't make me give up my life to be with you
masterminx: 47. you can keep me up alll night
masterminx: 48. your imperfections make you more appealing
masterminx: 49. you didn't get freaked out when I told you I was bipolar
masterminx: 50. you didn't treat me like I was less of a person because I can't have kids
masterminx: 51. you know the surefire cure for menstrual cramps...lol
masterminx: 52. you read Dr. Ruth (!!)
masterminx: 53. you can relate the moral to the 5th Element without sounding cheesey
masterminx: 54. You don't like killing flowers to impress chicks
masterminx: 55. You are willing to live in North Carolina **shudder** to go to school
masterminx: 56. charming...very charming
masterminx: 57. all my friends think you are cute
masterminx: 58. you make me think when I speak
masterminx: 59. I can talk to you about watching Scientific American Frontiers and you don't call me a geek
masterminx: 60. you laugh a lot
masterminx: 61. you love me...you know you do
masterminx: 62. if I did anything to make you leave me, I'd kick myself into next century
masterminx: 63. you can cook
masterminx: 64. you can take care of yourself
masterminx: 65. you aren't needy, but you're not cold
masterminx: 66. you have standards
masterminx: 67. you don't think I'm fat
masterminx: 68. you don't make fun of me
masterminx: 69. you don't seem to be the type to insult anyone to make yourself feel better
masterminx: 70. you arouse my mind
masterminx: 71. you arouse everything else
masterminx: 72. you're sitting there while I ramble on...probably sleeping, or working on changing your number to get away from me....lol
masterminx: 73. you are taller than me
masterminx: 74. you get lonely, too
masterminx: 75. you adopted your cat...which is very cool
masterminx: 76. you make me want to take a vacation from work...which I never do
masterminx: 77. you make me feel better when I'm sick
masterminx: 78. talking to you makes me feel better, no matter what I'm doing
masterminx: 79. you have renewed my faith in the less fair sex
masterminx: 80. you are brave, not macho
masterminx: 81. that spot at the base of your neck begs for a kiss
masterminx: 82. you don't think I'm creepy for keeping your picture on my desktop
masterminx: 83. you don't use my attraction to you as an excuse to be cruel
masterminx: 84. I don't think you have a cruel bone in your body
masterminx: 85. you made it through military service with your sensitivity intact
masterminx: 86. you jump out of airplanes...crazy
masterminx: 87. you want me to jump with you...but you wouldn't make me
masterminx: 88. I love you.
masterminx: 89. I want you to know me.
masterminx: 90. You want to know me.
masterminx: 91. You know what it's like to be alone.
masterminx: 92. You don't disparage relationships.
masterminx: 93. you catch me when I use $10 words for 10 cent ideas
masterminx: 94. I think you are...worthy
masterminx: 95. Did I say 150 reasons? because I meant 94.
masterminx: lol
masterminx: Baby?
MattW: Not til you reach 150
masterminx: ok
MattW:
masterminx: 95. You don't let me get away with a damn thing.
masterminx: 96. You didn't point out how awful I look with wet hair and no makeup.
masterminx: 97. you didn't ask for naked pictures right off the bat
masterminx: 98. You actually looked at my website
masterminx: 99. I have spent hours and hours talking to you and I have never been irritated with you, or angered by you.
masterminx: 100. I could spend much more time talking to you, and I know I would not tire of listening to you
masterminx: 101. you have your opinions, I have mine, and we can share them without getting viscious
masterminx: 102. you were not afraid to talk to me about the parameters I prefer in a relationship, and to tell me yours, even at this point
masterminx: 103. you are working-very hard--to get where you want to be. I admire that.
masterminx: 104. You get along with your sister.
masterminx: 105. You don't dwell on your past.
masterminx: 106. you don't treat me like a burden to you
masterminx: 107. you don't try to put your personal spin on things I say
masterminx: 108. you don't talk trash about your former relationships
masterminx: 109. you are pretty reliable, so far. You always get back to me.
masterminx: 110. I spent 15 minutes in the presence of another guy, and all I could think about is you.
masterminx: 111. you are the kind of guy that I would be proud for my friends to meet
masterminx: 112. I don't have to make excuses for your behavior to anyone....
masterminx: 113. Bing in love with you is not an embarassment to me.
masterminx: 114. you try. period.
masterminx: 115. because you said this, and I was floored: masterminx (7:46:01 PM): wow...whoa. It's just a philosophical discussion...Plato, I believe?
droolbaby (7:52:21 PM): Only precipitated by Aristole
masterminx: 116. you are a regular guy...nothing too freaky, nothing too weird.
masterminx: 117. you don't act like saying positive things about you and me is beneath you.
masterminx: 118. I think you want to be loved as much as I do, but you're not dumb about it.
masterminx: 119. I would rather wait around and see if you decide you trust me than waste my time with anyone else
masterminx: 120. you have a cute online alias, and an even cuter story behind it. Humility, is what I'm getting at.
masterminx: 121. When I close my eyes, I can imagine being with you. It doesn't seem far-fetched or forced.
masterminx: 122. you are patient.
masterminx: 123. I want you.
masterminx: 124. I am a hopless romantic and I keep thinking everything will work out, someday.
masterminx: 125. You were the only one who made Valentine's day worthwhile for me.
masterminx: 126. You cared whether I made it home alive after going out that night...at least, you said so.
masterminx: 127. when we first talked, you didn't bring up my boobs
masterminx: 128. I was attracted to you, right away.
masterminx: 129. I was surprised that you were actually smart.
masterminx: 130. you know about the things that I know about...but you explain them anyway. that's cute.
masterminx: pause....
masterminx: 131. You live and work in a way that tells me how compassionate you are, and I value compassion deeply.
masterminx: 132. You don't go for the obvious.
masterminx: 133. you, as far as I know, are not a boozer or a junkie.
masterminx: 134. You were right about Tim the first time we talked about him. He doesn't deserve me.
masterminx: 135. you make me feel good about me.
masterminx: 136. you have not once criticized me for mistakes I have made.
masterminx: 137. You are the first person I think of in the morning, and the last person I think of when I go to sleep, and that is okay with me.
masterminx: 138. after meeting you, everyone else is much less interesting
masterminx: 139. You don't treat me like I am automatically inferior because I am female.
masterminx: 140. sometimes you lead, sometimes I do. it's a good exchange.
masterminx: 141. I think you have an innate wisdom and a good soul.
masterminx: 142. you listen to my advice, which makes me feel useful. everyone wants to feel useful.
masterminx: 143. I feel challenged by you. you make me a better person by challenging me to speak my mind clearly and honestly.
masterminx: 144. I believe that you would not use me up and spit me out, like some...people.
masterminx: 145. I think I might be just what you need. I just need to hang around and wait for you to figure that out.
masterminx: 146. the quiet ones are always the ones who surprise you.
masterminx: 147. you have what we would describe as 'good energy'. You don't project negativity. Talking to you is a boost, not a downer.
masterminx: 148. you have heard of Feng Shui. That just rocks.
masterminx: 149. the more I talk to you, the more I want to know about you.
masterminx: 150. you accept affection very gracefully.
MattW: see, now next time don't say you can do something unless you can....though most of those were reworded repaets of some of the others..and i have some issues with some of them, but that is another issue all together



Apparently, I failed at this, as well. This fucking day! grrr.
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