Category: Things in your mouth
I made an appointment with the dentist today. The chick that took the appointment was so cool. She rocked ass. Hopefully, the dentist will be not-a-dick, as well.
When she asked me how long it's been since I saw a dentist, I just laughed. *shudder* She was not impressed. She said she had heard worse.
Kickass.
In other news, I just watched a video online in which a girl swallowed a 3-foot balloon sort of like the ones they use to make balloon animals. I'm not so concerned about the fact that she could take it in, as I am about where it went. That was weird.
I'm sorry. I have been sitting here for over half an hour, with nothing to say. It just vanished from my head.
I can't even think because of this stupid displaced rib I have. It's just below my shoulder blade, and I can't figure out how to get it back in. It's killing me.
Gaaaahowwwch.