Masterminx

I'm lazy. I sit at a desk all day, every day of the week (even at home), and I'm still tired. When I read about these monks who get up at 3:40 a.m. and work their asses off all day, eat shitty bland food and listen to nothing but sermons because they can't speak, I feel exhausted. I don't believe in anything with enough fervor to volunteer to do that for the rest of my life.

It's not even about sex. It's all the rest. I don't know how they do it.